leeeezzzzarrrrd.

note to all you party people. if you ever decide to be a cheap drunk for a night do not purchase that plastic bottle of vodka on the rack at vons that goes for five ninety nine with your club card. 

if its in some russian font and you can barely specify the name of it, do not buy it. if its in the exact shape of a listerine bottle, do not buy it. if it states that it is charcoal filtered..... ?..... DO NOT BUY IT. 

or you know what? just don't buy vodka in general because vodka sucksass and will make your insides inflame and cause you to disintegrate before you know it. max found me on the kitchen floor this morning in my chonies, along with stale tortilla chips scattered around my weakened carcass and not only did i wake up to my face in the toilet but i also had a scheduled appearance at my lovely work place later in the day but to make my day sooo much better he surprised me with sims 3! and were finally going to Dland tomorrow, the whistle tips go WOOO WOOOO!!!